Bringing consequence to causality

Most people face the consequences of the decisions they make every day - but there are some people whom are incapable of accepting the inevitablity of being held accountable - we are here to help.

About Us

When Accountability Matters

Every day, decisions are made by people whom have never had the experience of being held accountable for the consequences of those decisions - leading our society down a never-ending rabbit-hole of accepting mediocrity, permitting idiocy to proliferate, and allowing the lowest common denominator to survive fate.

Respect Is A Virtue of Our Society

Behavior Should Not Change With Seasons

Growing up having every waking desire met, passive and permissive parent attitudes, and a lack of consequences to one's actions leads to poor social integration as an adult, and with every aging year, the pattern is harder and harder to break.

Work With Us

Can you dole out the harshness? Do you have the physical and mental stamina to stop stupidity in its tracks? Then we want to hear from you.

Testimonials

What People Say About Us

J. Ochre Harris

Innocent Bystander

The best part of me ran down the crack of my mama's ass and turned into a brown stain on the mattress - I felt I had been cheated! Nope, I just had to learn I can't pop off at the mouth to every Tom, Dick and Harry - yessir.

Lawrence d'Arabia

Sailor

Sadly, my parents had children that lived - and yes, they do regret it. At least I'm not from Texas, thank god.

PFC Gunther "Cowboy" Scott

Sr. Steer, Herd Operations

I found out I can suck a golf ball through a garden hose, thanks to my FAFO intervention! Golly, these taste good, om nom.

Success Story

Give to the Foundation

Believing in the mission is something anyone can do - but to take it to heart, and help do your part to reduce mediocrity and ignorance in our society, give to the Foundation today.